“The Female Birthday Week”

“The Female Birthday Week”
Chances are  if you have friends  are girls, a girlfriend, or a wife, then you've heard of the "birthday week."  I'm not sure where or when this all started, although if I was forced to pinpoint it, I'd say it took off when one Miss Paris Hilton started having a 7 day birthday party all in different cities.   Girls in America took note and said if she can do it so can we!  They should call it the fucking birthday month because all you hear about for 4 or 5 weeks straight is how their birthday Read more [...]
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Fuck You, Pay Me – Lil Catholic Girl Sues Parents

Fuck You, Pay Me – Lil Catholic Girl Sues Parents
Girl Sues Parents: ABC News:  New Jersey family court judge ruled today that Rachel Canning's parents do not have to pay her high school tuition after she sued them to cover her schooling and living costs. The judge delayed a ruling on whether the parents must pay the 18-year-old student's college tuition while asking lawyers to consider whether it's wise to "establish precedent where parents live in fear of establishing rules of the house?" The judge also denied her request for weekly allowance Read more [...]
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It’s going down, I’m yelling Tinder rrr!!

It’s going down, I’m yelling Tinder rrr!!
Browsing through Tinder lately I've started to notice people making the same mistakes over and over when it's really a simple and basic app if you know what you should be using it for... There is absolutely NO need to write in your little Tinder quote that you're not here for a hookup so swipe left.  Guess what genius, this isn't Match.com or eHarmony.  You are judged on Tinder SOLELY on your looks based on 5 pictures - you think people are going on there to find the person of their dreams? Read more [...]
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Some Guy Drew A Penis On His Wife’s Whiteboard Every Single Day For A Year And I Need Him As My Mentor

Some Guy Drew A Penis On His Wife’s Whiteboard Every Single Day For A Year And I Need Him As My Mentor
Some Guy Drew A Penis On His Wife’s Whiteboard Every Single Day For A Year That’s 365 days of dick. Semi-NSFW warning: This post is filled with dry-erase drawings of penises.posted on February 24, 2014 at 4:35pm EST Maycie ThorntonBuzzFeed Video Curator Back in February 2013, this guy’s wife bought a whiteboard. When he told her he was going to draw a penis on it every day, she challenged him to do it for a year. So of course, he did. youtube.com For Read more [...]
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NFL Says No More Potty Mouth

NFL Says No More Potty Mouth
The NFL is currently considering instating a rule that states if you use the N-word(among others) during a game and the officials hear it, then your team will be hit with a 15 yard penalty.  This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard.  First, Goodell banned excessive celebrations in the endzone, because god forbid the players have a little fun for a minute after they score.  Don't entertain the fans or anything, who are already paying more for beers at a Stadium than the strip Read more [...]
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Miley Cyrus Scissored Katy Perry And Wants To Teach Little Kids How To Slut

Miley Cyrus Scissored Katy Perry And Wants To Teach Little Kids How To Slut
 Miley Cyrus is Reprehensible, Vol. XVII 2/23/2014 5:00 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor Miley Cyrus sucked face with Katy Perry at her concert last night and she liked it and insert Katy Perry jokes about kissing girls here, but that's not why we've gathered here to talk today, friends -- we're here to address one of Miley's latest alleged comments aimed at the younger generation of young girls, and be warned: it's bad. It's real,real bad, guys.In a recent interview, Miley is said to have claimed to Read more [...]
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Emma Stone Still Doesn’t Know How To Use Social Media

Emma Stone Still Doesn’t Know How To Use Social Media
God damn it internet. Be good. How many times have we been through this?  This is what I raced home for? Being a "dark skinned" ginger, Harrison "Ford-like" swashbuckling archeologist, I thought I just caught a glimpse of the Holy Grail of Daywalkers (redhead that can go out in the sun) - Emma Stone's naked selfie.  Normally, I would have checked a reputable publication (Youporn: Redhead New) but I was in traffic, and I didn't want to catch an "Obscenity and Disorderly Conduct" charge. Upon painstakingly thorough Read more [...]
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Valentine’s Day Massacre

Valentine’s Day Massacre
Valentine's Day is the most stressful day of the year for guys. My stomach has been in knots for weeks. I can hardly keep solid food down at this point. Next to my bed, I can see the wood floor through the rug from a groove I made from pacing. When I try to sleep, not even a 3 milligram melatonin can calm the monsters inside of my head. I feel like Eminem at The Shelter about to battle The Free World. Mom's spaghetti.  But I am more like Cheddar Bob, when he shot himself in the dick, because Read more [...]
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Shia LaCrazy Part Deux

Shia LaCrazy Part Deux
Feb 12th TMZ:  Shia LaBeouf put on the weirdest art show in L.A. today by silently confronting fans one by one, offering them a variety of odd objects -- like whiskey and a ukelele -- all while looking like he'd been crying for days. We have no explanation for why Shia set this up, but the show was titled "#IAMSORRY" ... and we sent one of our camera guys inside for a first person account: "I walk into the gallery. A lady is standing behind a table with an assortment of different items apparently Read more [...]
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The Kardashian Curse

The Kardashian Curse
The Curse of the Kardashian men is starting to become a real thing.  If you're into the whole extra huge ass, superficial, famous-for-nothing bitches who are pretty(except Khloe), then these are the girls for you, but beware - the curse of the Kardashian  ladies is a real thing. The late Robert Kardashian, who defended the Juice, died in 1998 and he was married to Kris for 13 years.  His son Rob endured years with his mom and sisters and became the biggest pussy known to man, and over Read more [...]
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