You get an F

You get an F
Student Demands Finals be Postponed… Professor’s 1-Word Response Is PERFECT Tuesday, December 16th, 2014 Sometimes, one simple word is all that’s needed to make a point. That’s exactly what a college professor just used to rebuke a self-important student. Della Kurzer-Zlotnick, a female student at Oberlin College in Ohio, recently wrote a rambling and impassioned email to one of her instructors, Michael Raney. During three vain paragraphs, the self-described “white, middle-class” Read more [...]
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Kim Jong-Un dickslapped Sony

Kim Jong-Un dickslapped Sony
Sometimes the bad guys get exactly what they want. Today, Sony Pictures officially cancelled its release plans for the Seth Rogen and James Franco comedy The Interview, which was scheduled to release next week on December 25. The film follows two bumbling members of a television news program who are recruited to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. North Korea has publicly condemned the film and some believe that they had a hand in the recent hacking attack by Guardians For Peace Read more [...]
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I’ll have some weed with my fries

I’ll have some weed with my fries
FREDERICK, Md. (AP) — A Frederick, Maryland, woman says she was served a bag of marijuana with her fast-food order at a Sonic drive-in. The Frederick News-Post reported Friday that Carla McFarland says she found the little plastic baggie in a container along with the French fries she bought Wednesday in Frederick. McFarland says she complained to a manager and called police. She says a manager later told her an employee had been fired after saying the bag must have slipped from her apron. Franchise Read more [...]
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Just “like” it

Just “like” it
Been slacking on your Facebook "likes" lately?  Well here  are 5 surefire statuses that'll get you back in the game pronto....   Graduation posts These can be about graduating from anything.  Put up a status about completing any kind of program and the likes will flow in heavy(that wasn't a reference to Tampax either):  any kind of school, job training, shit - you could graduate from fucking prison boot camp and put it on Facebook and people will like it. Engagement/Wedding Read more [...]
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I hate banks

I hate banks
You always hear these stories about  some idiot bank teller mistakenly depositing like 30 grand into the wrong account and the person who gets it ends up spending it and getting into trouble.  Screw that noise, banks are the biggest fucking crooks going.  Here, let me give you my business and my money so you can function as an institution and then when I need my hard earned cash  you go ahead and charge me for taking it out.  Last Christmas my Grandfather sent me a check for 50 bucks from Citizens Read more [...]
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Side effects

Side effects
I've noticed while watching TV lately that about half the commercials are for prescription drugs, and if you actually pay attention to the potential side effects of said drugs, you will think it's a fucking joke.  The fact that these companies can legally market drugs on TV whose side effects make cocaine look mild just baffles me.  An add for Chantix recently caught my attention when I heard them actually say "may cause suicidal thoughts or actions"- are you fucking kidding me?  Chantix is Read more [...]
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Let Batman Gamble!

Let Batman Gamble!
TMZ: Ben Affleck's blackjack days are over ... at least at the Hard Rock in Vegas -- because he was just banned FOR LIFE from playing the game at the casino ... after security says they caught him counting cards. Affleck was in Sin City earlier this week with wife Jennifer Garner. We're told he planned the Vegas trip as a romantic getaway before he ships off to Detroit for several months to shoot his new Batman movie. But things took an unromantic turn Tuesday night -- Hard Rock casino sources Read more [...]
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Never Mess With Johnny Wier

Never Mess With Johnny Wier
Johnny Wier An insane scene played out today in Johnny Weir's divorce case ... ending with Johnny taking the family dog out of their apartment ... as his sobbing husband Victor helplessly watched. TMZ broke the story ... Johnny has filed for divorce and it's turned vicious. Johnny got an order giving him the right to go into their New Jersey apartment for 30 minutes and collect his belongings with the help of cops, without any interference from Victor. We're told Johnny showed up to the Read more [...]
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SHUT UP ALREADY. NONE OF YOU DESERVE GOOD PEOPLE.

SHUT UP ALREADY. NONE OF YOU DESERVE GOOD PEOPLE.
“I just want to meet someone.” You want a nice guy, you want a nice girl. Where the hell are they? I get it, all you want, is to date a 30-something guy with a nice job who treats you well and is a good person. He’s kind, he has good hygiene, he has nice style, and he’s smart. All you want is to date a cute girl who can just hang out, no drama; she’s got a sense of humor, a personality, she’s fun, and she has a real job. That’s not asking for much. But all you run into Read more [...]
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I can’t hold it: A Quick Guide To Farting Etiquette

I can’t hold it: A Quick Guide To Farting Etiquette
You just met a girl, you go on a few dates, she comes back to your place and ends up sleeping over.  Now say you guys went out to a bar, had a few beers, maybe some appetizers, and now you're laying in bed next to her and you gotta fart, bad.  What do you do?  I've literally laid in bed at times for hours just holding them in, fart after fart seeping back up into my bloodstream, and my stomach wondering what in the fuck is going on?  You can't let it out though, or can you?  When is it ok? Read more [...]
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