Everything stupid Part 4

Everything stupid Part 4
Good thing proper grammar isn't a prerequisite for cooking.  What the fuck is Gulf Pacific Rice anyways?   You're lucky a maggot *and bugs* were the only things you found crawling around in it.  Chartiy Guld?  Stick to Uncle Ben's next time I find it hard after reading this that you've even completed a first grade English class.  I have no idea what this post is even trying to insinuate and that's sad.  What the hell is a rashguard for gi?  For a second I thought I saw the initials Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 3-The Animals

Everything Stupid Part 3-The Animals
Well holy shit Dorene, sound the alarm!  A real live skunk is on the loose, and in broad daylight no less, I forgot they were nocturnal creatures!  It's a fucking skunk, not a mountain lion, so worst case you'll need a massive amount of tomato juice but I'm so glad you took the time to warn the town.  Not all heroes wear capes. Hopefully someone wasn't trying to report a murder while you were tying up the police phone lines because some raccoons were in your dumpster feasting on last Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 2

Everything Stupid Part 2
Are you fucking serious with this question Diana?  You should head up to the Town Hall before they run out of lemonade permits.  If you do decide to live dangerously though be forewarned i've seen those lemonade swat trucks out there, huge penalties for running one without a permit so tell your kids to mix that shit up inside and get ready to run if they get raided. I'd like to hangout with Marianna, chick knows what she wants and could give two shits about "political correctness." I Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 1 Free Advice

Everything Stupid Part 1 Free Advice
Free Advice Everything stupid is going to be a weekly/bi-weekly blog dedicated to the insufferable people who utilize town pages as their outlet for any dumb fucking question that enters their small minded brains.  So without further adieu....   Props to Jared for knowing the basics of advertising for dummies, FREE FREE FREE is the way to grab peoples attention.  Basically not functioning washer?  Let me translate: I have a dryer that's old as fuck and if you come take it you Read more [...]
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Facebook Suckbags

Facebook Suckbags
When you check-in somewhere and someone comments, "Thanks for inviting me!" First of all, if you're a guy and write this then just kill yourself now. Contrary to their popular belief, not everyone that goes out for a drink scans their entire friends list first to see who wants to go.  Sometimes it's just a casual last minute thing, or it's just brief and they don't wanna be out too long, or maybe they just don't think of inviting everyone they fucking know!  If this is something you do then Read more [...]
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Wahhh, I wanna move to Cali!!

Wahhh, I wanna move to Cali!!
It's cold in the Northeast, like -degrees cold, so brutal your eyeballs hurt when you walk outside, when you lose you breath for a split second and Arctic air cruelly invades your lungs.  When this happens every year you get the inevitable statuses by females on how they need to move to Cali. I've been there, many times, and I love it.  San Fran is cool, Joshua Tree and Mojave are sick if you like that stuff, San Diego is awesome and so is La Jolla, LA is LA, and Venice Beach is like this small Read more [...]
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Sled Ban??

Sled Ban??
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — As anyone who has grown up around snow knows, part of the fun of sledding is the risk of soaring off a jump or careening around a tree. But faced with the potential bill from sledding injuries, some cities have opted to close hills rather than risk large liability claims. No one tracks how many cities have banned or limited sledding, but the list grows every year. One of the latest is in Dubuque, Iowa, where the City Council is moving ahead with a plan to ban sledding Read more [...]
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Dustin Diamond Hates The Paps More Then Kanye West

Dustin Diamond Hates The Paps More Then Kanye West
Dustin Diamond a.k.a. Screech is behind bars ... after he was arrested in Wisconsin for allegedly stabbing a man with a switchblade -- TMZ has learned. The Port Washington Police Department says Diamond was arrested early Friday morning for possession of a switchblade, reckless endangerment and carrying a concealed weapon. Cops tell us Screech allegedly stabbed a guy after getting into an argument late Christmas evening that quickly escalated-- the bar owner says it was over pics they were Read more [...]
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Kylie Jenner Just Tested Positive For The ‘Sads’

Kylie Jenner Just Tested Positive For The ‘Sads’
IS KYLIE JENNER SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL? Date posted: January-09-2014 09:55 Kendall Jenner is mumager Kris Jenner’s dream come true. The 18-year-old beauty has launched a successful modelling career, which is bringing in the big bucks, she’s landed a famous pop star boyfriend in One Direction’s Harry Styles and has worked hard to maintain her clean-cut image, including visiting an LA children’s hospital on Christmas Eve. Little sister Kylie, on the other hand, appears to have been Read more [...]
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American Top 40 Is Scared To Play On Air Rim Jobs Because Korean Terrorists Are Mean

American Top 40 Is Scared To Play On Air Rim Jobs Because Korean Terrorists Are Mean
(Source) — Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a rimjob live on air (here I’m employing an extremely loose definition of “lucky”). The station asked what listeners would do for tickets to an EDM festival, and the answer turned out be “actual anything, up to and including licking whipped cream out of a human anus.” The human anus in question, DJ Paul Hip, then Read more [...]
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