Category Archives: Guilty or Not

Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?

Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?
Guilty or Not WAUSAU – A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality. Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records. On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: Fargo II Crushed It

Guilty or Not: Fargo II Crushed It
DECEMBER 4--As if you need another reason not to hide a glass meth pipe in a body cavity, a North Dakota woman was discovered bleeding from her vagina Monday after she rear-ended a car on a Fargo roadway, police report. When police responded to the crash scene, they arrested Jeana Marie Smart, 26, after a warrant check revealed that she had failed to appear in court on a pending narcotics and drug paraphernalia case. After transporting Smart to the Cass County jail, Officer Michael Benton Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: Tinder Got My Dick Stabbed

Guilty or Not: Tinder Got My Dick Stabbed
Tinder JANUARY 19--Meet Savannah “Bambam” Rios, accused testicle puncher. The Utah woman, 24, is facing several felony charges--kidnapping, robbery, sexual abuse--after a bizarre attack last week on a man she recently dated. Rios, pictured in the mug shot at right, allegedly confronted the man last Wednesday after he accused her of swiping some of his belongings. The victim told police that he went to meet with Rios at a Salt Lake City residence, where he “was lead to a back backroom” Read more [...]
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Guilty Or Not: Drunk Driver Was Having Sex Before Crash

Guilty Or Not: Drunk Driver Was Having Sex Before Crash
MAY 29--A drunken driver was having sex when he lost control of his car Monday night and crashed the vehicle, ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway, police report. According to cops, Luis Briones, 25, ran a red light and slammed his Ford Explorer into another car on an Albuquerque street. The impact of the collision forced Natasha Carroll, 21, from Briones’s SUV. With a bloodied Carroll lying in the road, Briones got back into his vehicle and attempted to flee the Read more [...]
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Baby Shower Games Gone Wrong

Baby Shower Games Gone Wrong
Meet Julia Bol. She is not good at Baby Shower games. Wielding a stiletto with a six-inch heel, the 28-year-old Nebraskan allegedly used the shoe to stab a woman in the face, puncturing the victim’s cheek, police allege. According to the Lincoln Police Department, Bol and Rebeca Boss, 41, got into an argument around 3 AM yesterday after attending a baby shower. The sidewalk dispute escalated when Bol grabbed one of Boss’s shoes (which she was holding in her hands) and “stabbed her in Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: Alana Bobbit’s Less Attractive Cousin From Wisconsin

Guilty or Not: Alana Bobbit’s Less Attractive Cousin From Wisconsin
FEBRUARY 2--Angered by her husband’s visits to “titty bars,” a Wisconsin woman held a knife to the man’s genitals in an apparent threat to castrate him, according to police. Maria Casarez, 39, is facing a disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon rap in connection with the January 14 incident, according to a Circuit Court criminal complaint. Casarez is seen at right in a Jackson County Sheriff’s Office mug shot. Investigators report that Casarez and her husband Benjamin had returned Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: El Gato Fucker Has Sex With Animals

Guilty or Not: El Gato Fucker Has Sex With Animals
Local Women Had Sex With Animals Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?” Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristina Michelle Brown following her bizarre confrontation Monday afternoon with 72-year-old Elmer Morrison. The 23-year-oldBrown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony, and booked into jail, where she is being held in lieu of $5000 bail. Morrison Read more [...]
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Guilty Or Not: Your Dog Got In The Way Of My Puke

Guilty Or Not: Your Dog Got In The Way Of My Puke
Police in Phoenix, Arizona, have arrested a man they say shot a father and two children after vomiting on the victims' dog. According to police, a 41-year-old man was walking his dog in the courtyard when 22-year-old Anthony Jamar Houston, on the second-floor landing, threw up over the railing and onto the victim's dog. The men immediately got into an argument. As Houston, headed toward the steps leading down to the courtyard, the victim, apparently fearing for his safety, began quickly walking Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: MASH (Guy jerks off on girl’s knee)

Guilty or Not: MASH (Guy jerks off on girl’s knee)
Yes, I know I lost the original fucken article. It's basically about this fat fucker trying to pick up chicks at Walmart and he tosses his jizz on a chick and his white trash mom beats him. Jesus Christ times have changed! The only way I used to get ass in grade school was by playing MASH (special pool addition).  I would take them by the hand and say "draw a circle of where you want our pool to go." They would then draw it on their palms. I would then ask them, "do you want water in our pool?" Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not? Sweet Saturn

Guilty or Not? Sweet Saturn
Bay City police allege that a wildly unsuccessful car thief stole his friend's car and then crashed it into a light pole within a quarter mile.P M Live reports that the theft occurred on the night of May 14 in Bay City, MI. Don't think that this was a case of a unprepared thief wrecking a high-performance car, the vehicle in question was a 2000 Saturn. The incompetent driver fled on foot, then later turned himself in after a warrant was put out for his arrest. He claims innocence.P (Hat tip Read more [...]
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