Category Archives: Los Angeles Brahs Shitty Useless Staff

Update: Our Jewish Accountant Got Laid By Eharmony

Update: Our Jewish Accountant Got Laid By Eharmony
You know those "Perseverance" posters at the Doctor's office that inspire people to go home and do absolutely shit? The problem is Eagles don't motivate. Shirtless, Jewish accountants with their pants pulled up to their tits can embolden a nation. No words needed. One month of messaging gay smiley clown faces when you don't want to;0) thousands in awkward dates. Done Deal. However, none of us smelled his dick so where's the proof? Luckily L.A.Brahs has a crime scene division. With sophisticated Read more [...]
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Ladies and Gentleman… Los Angeles Brahs Editor in Chief

Ladies and Gentleman… Los Angeles Brahs Editor in Chief
Ever winder' why we have so many spelling mistakes? Well, wonder no longer... Here is our editor... Only triple fisting? So not the LAB's way. There is definitely room for two more in that cleavage.  And this what professionalism looks like... Yup tight ship per usual. I think you had one two many commas. Your You're killing it Brah! Lets see if I get that last one by her. Nope she caught it...By Jesse   Read more [...]
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Yup Just Another One of My Useless Squid Writers

Yup Just Another One of My Useless Squid Writers
Thank God he had time to go to a fucken Kid Rock show last night instead of writing another article on  hamster abortions for me. However, before you write about banging his mom in the comment section this is what he looks like... But Hell, I am just glad he takes his job so serious!!PS These were my keepers you should have seen the "talent" I had to cutBy Max Powers Read more [...]
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This Is Our Accountant. He is In Charge of The Books Because he is a Jew

This Is Our Accountant. He is In Charge of The Books Because he is a Jew
I love Mental Health Awareness Week. This is what he does while I am sleeping... And this is what Los Angeles Brah's accountant looks like when he is shopping at RalphsThis is his secret to pulling smokes: (1) Pretends he has a 'condition' (2) Asks for help reaching shit (3) Stuffs phone with sympathy numbers...!  PS I love the "active crime scene photo" the sailer chick still has no clue what just happened! She just got served by one of the best in the game. A+ hustle By Jesse Read more [...]
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