Category Archives: Ask A Hot Chick

An Idiot’s Guide To Dick Soaking

An Idiot’s Guide To Dick Soaking
Have You Ever Dick Soaked? Thanks to a great tip by a howzyafatha follower I learned what “dick soaking” was last night. It was a follow up to my flurry of BYU stories yesterday. I didn’t inquire too much as to how he knew about it but I did a little research and went to Urban Dictionary. Here is the definition: In the Mormon faith couples who wish to engage in pre-marital activities but do not want to dishonor their faith use the dick soak method. The dick soak method occurs when the males Read more [...]
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Relationship Advice: What Kind Are You In

Relationship Advice: What Kind Are You In
Relationship Advice Tired of trying to decode your current lover and figure out what the hell kind of relationship you're involved in?! It's fucking exhausting. Would be hella simple if we could read each others’ minds… or speak the truth without fear of losing our favorite fuck buddy... or maybe change our natural animal instincts to no longer want to chase what we can't have! GrrrrRRRI asked a guy friend how his date went the other night. He said, “Ehh. Take it or leave it. She texted Read more [...]
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Advice -Ask A Hot Chick

Advice -Ask A Hot Chick
There is only one thing as highly anticipated as Christmas morning for girls...Its that moment when you get to unzip a new guy for the first time and see what's inside. When you are really into a guy, its better than anything on the planet to find more than you were expecting. Can reality live up to my dirty, dirty thoughts...is my life about to get so much better. If I have been daydreaming about putting you in my mouth and riding you till I'm raw, it's euphoric to see the prize be anything Read more [...]
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The Do’s & Don’ts Of Breaking Up

The Do’s & Don’ts Of Breaking Up
Breaking Up We all know the male ego is the most fragile thing on the planet, so when it comes time a break up we women have to choose our words carefully. Here are a few of my classic “nice” break up lines. I know I’m not the only woman to deliver these soft blows. I will add the translation for the men reading. When a girl says, “I just want for us to be friends” or “our friendship is more important to me”, it means she doesn’t want to have sex with you.  When a girl says, Read more [...]
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Blurred Line = No Beuno

Blurred Line = No Beuno
So I walk into a gay bar recently to have a quick round with a friend & I make some comment to the dude next to me like “this is where all the hot guys in LA are hiding out, too bad they are all gay”. Come to find out the guy I’m talking to isn’t gay…or so the story goes. We talk, we laugh, we dance, we exchange numbers.  A couple days later we are talking on the phone and he tells me he had “a gay experience in college”. Immediately red flags are raised and I call my mom Read more [...]
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L.A. Guys Suck

L.A. Guys Suck
LA GUYS SUCK. I’ve seen it all from Herpes to sex addicts. Let me start with what the fuck is wrong with the men in LA? Too clingy, too cool, too stoned, too needy, honestly get it together. The last guy I dated moved at lightning speed, he put it all out there on the line just to find out he has herpes and all the gifts & trips in the world wouldn’t make me stick around for that.  Use condoms. Before that the non committal stoner; no ambition, picks up the tab only when it’s El Read more [...]
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