Author Archives: Max Powers

Looking For Comedy Bloggers (This Means You)

Looking For Comedy Bloggers (This Means You)
Looking For Comedy Bloggers Hello Bloggers, We are looking to add five talented decent comedy bloggers ASAP. Los Angeles Brahs has been a comedy website since 2013. We are based in Boston and Venice Beach, California. Venice Office: Boston Office:   We don't care where you live, if you are a actual fat guy or you actually live in a fat guy as long as you are funny we have room. Dr Boneswell: Computer guy. Will SEO your mom. We had heavy traffic and were highly Read more [...]
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Does Using Snapchat With My Buddy Make Me Gay

Does Using Snapchat With My Buddy Make Me Gay
Snapchat: When I wake up the first thing I do is sprint to my phone to see what presents the Yellow Holy Ghost has left me. I can't wait to download the new material for my spank bank! I hope he left me some 3 and 7 second  Snap mixed-gift variety packs - I can never make it through the 10 second ones if I haven't had a spoonful of my orange flavored medicine Adderall.  I wonder if I got some "don't show or I will kill you" mild Snapchats with a slight filter or if I got the classy, bathroom Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: Is Providing reduced fair Jail Rides a Bad Look For China?

Guilty or Not: Is Providing reduced fair Jail Rides a Bad Look For China?
A Chinese driver has been found by police illegally driving a modified tricycle with over two dozen students in the back. Policemen in Nanning, China were shocked to find the 26 primary school children squeezed into a small cage at the back of the vehicle. The man was fined for illegally modifying a vehicle and overloading passengers in the incident which occurred on May 18. According to People's Daily Online, traffic officers in Nanning City, China's Guangxi province received reports of an overloaded Read more [...]
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Yippee-Ki-Nay, Muthafucker: How to Avoid Small Talk

Yippee-Ki-Nay, Muthafucker: How to Avoid Small Talk
How to Avoid Small Talk Everyday I wake up with the sweats (usually from drinking) but mostly from realizing I have to survive 16 waking hours to avoid small talk. I made a quick survival guide that may one day save your life. Mournings: (Getting from your building to your car) The first 10 minutes when entering Pandora you are at your most vulnerable. Adderal/social armor hasn't kicked in and you haven't yet acclimated to avatar you. Remember, everything in the world Pandora wants to Read more [...]
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Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?

Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?
Guilty or Not WAUSAU – A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality. Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records. On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Read more [...]
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1000 Things I Hate #125-#150

1000 Things I Hate #125-#150
100o Things I hate 1000 things I fucken hate. #125-150 "Claiming The Toilet Seat Back From iPhones" By Maxual Powers and his dog Baby Elvis #125 Running out of underwear #126 Running out of underwear you reversed #127 Running out of underwear that you already reversed #128 Driving to your mom's house to do laundry http://www.losangelesbrahs.com/2014/01/17/dirty-laundry/ in winter and you can't roll down the windows and when you get there you are trying to pick up your brain off Read more [...]
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Dustin Diamond Hates The Paps More Then Kanye West

Dustin Diamond Hates The Paps More Then Kanye West
Dustin Diamond a.k.a. Screech is behind bars ... after he was arrested in Wisconsin for allegedly stabbing a man with a switchblade -- TMZ has learned. The Port Washington Police Department says Diamond was arrested early Friday morning for possession of a switchblade, reckless endangerment and carrying a concealed weapon. Cops tell us Screech allegedly stabbed a guy after getting into an argument late Christmas evening that quickly escalated-- the bar owner says it was over pics they were Read more [...]
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Kylie Jenner Just Tested Positive For The ‘Sads’

Kylie Jenner Just Tested Positive For The ‘Sads’
IS KYLIE JENNER SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL? Date posted: January-09-2014 09:55 Kendall Jenner is mumager Kris Jenner’s dream come true. The 18-year-old beauty has launched a successful modelling career, which is bringing in the big bucks, she’s landed a famous pop star boyfriend in One Direction’s Harry Styles and has worked hard to maintain her clean-cut image, including visiting an LA children’s hospital on Christmas Eve. Little sister Kylie, on the other hand, appears to have been Read more [...]
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American Top 40 Is Scared To Play On Air Rim Jobs Because Korean Terrorists Are Mean

American Top 40 Is Scared To Play On Air Rim Jobs Because Korean Terrorists Are Mean
(Source) — Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a rimjob live on air (here I’m employing an extremely loose definition of “lucky”). The station asked what listeners would do for tickets to an EDM festival, and the answer turned out be “actual anything, up to and including licking whipped cream out of a human anus.” The human anus in question, DJ Paul Hip, then Read more [...]
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Never Mess With Johnny Wier

Never Mess With Johnny Wier
Johnny Wier An insane scene played out today in Johnny Weir's divorce case ... ending with Johnny taking the family dog out of their apartment ... as his sobbing husband Victor helplessly watched. TMZ broke the story ... Johnny has filed for divorce and it's turned vicious. Johnny got an order giving him the right to go into their New Jersey apartment for 30 minutes and collect his belongings with the help of cops, without any interference from Victor. We're told Johnny showed up to the Read more [...]
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