Looking For Comedy Bloggers (This Means You)

Looking For Comedy Bloggers (This Means You)
Looking For Comedy Bloggers Hello Bloggers, We are looking to add five talented decent comedy bloggers ASAP. Los Angeles Brahs has been a comedy website since 2013. We are based in Boston and Venice Beach, California. Venice Office: Boston Office:   We don't care where you live, if you are a actual fat guy or you actually live in a fat guy as long as you are funny we have room. Dr Boneswell: Computer guy. Will SEO your mom. We had heavy traffic and were highly Read more [...]
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Does Using Snapchat With My Buddy Make Me Gay

Does Using Snapchat With My Buddy Make Me Gay
Snapchat: When I wake up the first thing I do is sprint to my phone to see what presents the Yellow Holy Ghost has left me. I can't wait to download the new material for my spank bank! I hope he left me some 3 and 7 second  Snap mixed-gift variety packs - I can never make it through the 10 second ones if I haven't had a spoonful of my orange flavored medicine Adderall.  I wonder if I got some "don't show or I will kill you" mild Snapchats with a slight filter or if I got the classy, bathroom Read more [...]
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Guilty or Not: Is Providing reduced fair Jail Rides a Bad Look For China?

Guilty or Not: Is Providing reduced fair Jail Rides a Bad Look For China?
A Chinese driver has been found by police illegally driving a modified tricycle with over two dozen students in the back. Policemen in Nanning, China were shocked to find the 26 primary school children squeezed into a small cage at the back of the vehicle. The man was fined for illegally modifying a vehicle and overloading passengers in the incident which occurred on May 18. According to People's Daily Online, traffic officers in Nanning City, China's Guangxi province received reports of an overloaded Read more [...]
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Yippee-Ki-Nay, Muthafucker: How to Avoid Small Talk

Yippee-Ki-Nay, Muthafucker: How to Avoid Small Talk
How to Avoid Small Talk Everyday I wake up with the sweats (usually from drinking) but mostly from realizing I have to survive 16 waking hours to avoid small talk. I made a quick survival guide that may one day save your life. Mournings: (Getting from your building to your car) The first 10 minutes when entering Pandora you are at your most vulnerable. Adderal/social armor hasn't kicked in and you haven't yet acclimated to avatar you. Remember, everything in the world Pandora wants to Read more [...]
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Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?

Guilty Or Not: Does Giving A Horse A Handy Count As Getting To Second Base?
Guilty or Not WAUSAU – A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality. Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records. On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Read more [...]
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1000 Things I Hate #125-#150

1000 Things I Hate #125-#150
100o Things I hate 1000 things I fucken hate. #125-150 "Claiming The Toilet Seat Back From iPhones" By Maxual Powers and his dog Baby Elvis #125 Running out of underwear #126 Running out of underwear you reversed #127 Running out of underwear that you already reversed #128 Driving to your mom's house to do laundry http://www.losangelesbrahs.com/2014/01/17/dirty-laundry/ in winter and you can't roll down the windows and when you get there you are trying to pick up your brain off Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 7 “Shoes”

Everything Stupid Part 7 “Shoes”
So this Bill Black posted a pic at Dunks of what he viewed as some "fuck me" shoes.  Not the smartest thing to post on a town page and more along the lines of something you'd text or snap your buddy, but the shit storm that followed is amazing, enjoy. Score one for the Donald here, if nothing else "grab her by the pussy" is turning into a National slogan. "You're fat", and "show us your cankles", Bill is officially on the defensive and pulling out the big guns. Ok, Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 6 “Brockton”

Everything Stupid Part 6 “Brockton”
Did someone skip class the day they taught you the difference between through and threw?  If I saw you and knew you'd complain on a public forum that someone "thru" an egg at your windshield I'd throw a fucking dozen at you. You broke up with a girlfriend because of the way she ate her food?  So you never shared a meal before you started seeing each other, you just skipped going on dates and one day saw her chew with her mouth open and you bounced? You must get some serious ass Jim, Read more [...]
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Everything Stupid Part 5 “Bad Colleen”

Everything Stupid Part 5 “Bad Colleen”
Bad Colleen!  How dare you kick someone the hard way and be humiliate with no manners. Hey Nena, to call what you speak "broken Engrish" would be a slap in the face to anyone that actually understands the language.  "The center is for help people in need and it say not lucrative", just reading that fucked up excuse for a sentence just dropped my IQ a few points. Seeing the word therapist spelled "teraphist" kind of just made my day.  Sorry John, I don't think Nena understands Read more [...]
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